police officer : why you entered in this house?
thief. innocently said sir i saw welcome note written at the front of door.
Marvelous Funny Sms jokes

Friend: dear i heard that your son likes study and hard work?
2nd friend: yes indeed that is why he is in the same class from last three years.
Nice Funny Sms jokes:-)

Doctor : when are you feeling abdominal pain?
child: when i will prepared for going to school.
Fantastic Funny sms

teacher: what will be the daughter of your mother to you
student: sir sister.
teacher: know told me what will be the son of your mother to you
student: sir transsister…
Really Funny sms joke

teacher : can you bring fee?
student: mom said that i will forgot at home.
ha ha Very Nice Funny sms joke

mother: son hardwork with your heart.
son: but Mom, dad doesn’t study with heart, he uses glasses
Simple Funny Sms joke

Boy : grandmother i have got 98 marks in maths out of 100
grandmother; who will bring that two marks of my sweet child
Simply Amazing Funny Sms joke

customer: see there is a mosquito drowing in the tea..
servant : sir you are right mosquito is trying to come back if he couldn’t swim, he will drown completely
Hilarious Funny Sms joke:-D

Teacher: tell me mouse live in the water or sand?
student:neither in water, nor in the sand .
Teacher: then where does it live
student: in a hole of our kitchen.
Really Funny Sms joke

in a village a stranger old man asked to a child: son where would i find my age fellows
child replied in the grave yard.
Another Nice Funny Sms joke

one child was ill. his father and child went to a doctorr , doctor placed the equipment to check the brest condition and said son count from one to ten
child replied to father ; dad don’t talk to me again and don’t brought me to school.
Simply Amazing Funny sms joke

one man was sleeping at 12O”clock PHONE CALL CAME man said from where you are talking. man with angrily replied i m talking from hell .
2nd man : just i want to know about that HOW THE PEOPLE NONSENSE LIKE YOU, MISTAKENLY GOES TO HEAVEN
Fantastic Funny sms joke

can a wish comes to your mind to see a girl that you would be never married
man : yes
2nd : how?
man: to see my wife.
ha ha Very Nice Funny sms joke

wife: if i die then what can you do?
husband: i will got mad?
wife: i m sure that you will again marry ..
husband: no, it is better to go mad, then to repeat mistake by marrying again
Simply Amazing Funny Sms joke