Funny Messages

God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…

Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

Cool Funny Message! :-)

Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…

Nice Funny Message! :-)

 

Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!

Keep Smiling :-)

Finally it has happened!

over the decades!

BEER
is now cheaper than ONIONS!

“NO MORE TEARS…ONLY BEERS”..CHEERS…!

 

Hee Heeeeeeeeee :-)

 

IF u r sitting among a group of people

&

There heads r down

&

Your is up that’s not the proof

That u r a seLf confident person

You just don’t have a mobile.

 

Be Happy Man :-)

 

Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
And
Those inside are desperate 2 come out..

 

Happy Bachelor Life :-)

 

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

 

Another Funny Message :-)

 

Why did God Create U before Me….? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece*

Dont Mind, it is just a Joke Man :-)

 

One of the best msg written on the back of a car:

“GIVE ME LOAN…
LEAVE ME ALONE”..

Avoid Loans, if don’t want to be alone :-)

 

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
TWINS TWINS

Keep Enjoying :-)