God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
Cool Funny Message!
Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…
Nice Funny Message!
Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.
Doctor: Don’t worry!!
I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!
Finally it has happened!
over the decades!
is now cheaper than ONIONS!
“NO MORE TEARS…ONLY BEERS”..CHEERS…!
IF u r sitting among a group of people
There heads r down
Your is up that’s not the proof
That u r a seLf confident person
You just don’t have a mobile.
Be Happy Man
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
Those inside are desperate 2 come out..
Happy Bachelor Life
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
Another Funny Message
Why did God Create U before Me….? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece*
Dont Mind, it is just a Joke Man
One of the best msg written on the back of a car:
“GIVE ME LOAN…
LEAVE ME ALONE”..
Avoid Loans, if don’t want to be alone
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting